My Blog Should be Lazy

Your Blog Should Be Green

Your blog is smart and thoughtful - not a lot of fluff. You enjoy a good discussion, especially if it involves picking apart ideas. However, you tend to get easily annoyed by any thoughtless comments in your blog.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

Obviously ....

What color is your soul painted? Red Your soul is painted the color red, which embodies the characteristics of love, strength, physical energy, sex, passion, courage, protection, excitement, speed, leadership, power, danger, and respect. Red is the color of the element Fire, and is associated with blood, life and death, birth, volcanoes, and intense emotions.

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Tootsie Pottylips or Snotty Pottyboob

Call me what you will! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = Hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = panties

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

See? It's not just my hair!

The Red Aura You scored 53 Stubbornness, 30 Friendliness, 9 Dare-devil-ness, and 20 Sensitivity! Physical, robust, rugged, fiery, powerful, strong-willed, lustful and sexual Action-oriented, live life in the here and now, independent (can sometimes be a loner) Bold, courageous, strong, self-confident and hard working No other color has as much physical stamina, power, and raw energy Ever ready to lend a helping hand to a friend in need Believe in what they can touch, see, taste, smell and hear Spiritual beliefs do not interest them in the slightest; life is biological not spiritual <--- EXCEIPT THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG Literal thinkers (not abstract, philosophical, or ethereal) The most realistic and practical workers of all the core colors They have intelligent hands and can fix just about anything that’s broken Don’t like to express feelings, sensitivity, or deal with other people’s emotional problems < -- eh, maybe not THIS cold ... but still. Prefer jobs or occupations that require physical work; love being outdoors <-- as long as the mosquitoes are SOMEWHERE ELSE! (and the spiders - and snakes - and GIANT ROACHES *shudder*) Like seeing the immediate, tangible results of their work While other colors are assessing and analyzing, Reds are busy doing; nonpareil in emergencies When uncentered, they can withdraw emotionally while lashing out physically <-- very little physical lashing by me ... VERBALLY LOOK OUT Physically, you're pretty safe! Have excellent self-protective instincts Centered Reds are honest, hard working, loyal, trustworthy and have a lust for life Uncentered Reds can be sharp-tongued, short-tempered and physically violent < -- Guilty of 2 out of 3 Determined, persistent, never give up (can be stubborn) *understatement of the year* Brutally frank and honest with their point of view (can be close-minded)< -- pretty open minded, but definitely a "Sledge-hammer diplomat". Gee DAD, I wonder who I got that from? Enjoy passionate and lustful sex; it’s often no more than an expression of pure physical pleasure Learning must be applicable and produce concrete results <-- as if every school transcript doesn't bear this out! Check out a more complex Aura test at: http://www.auracolors.com/auracolors-test.html

Hmmm - if the shackle fits?!

Yet another stunning revelation! My score on a "cooking test"

The OMG Chef Congratulations! You scored 84!

You know what that really means. Congratulations. You are fearless. You can chop a vegetable into perfectly sized, uniform pieces. Your skills are legendary in your social circle. You do it all and what you can't do, you learn to do. Go forth boldly. And maybe we could trade some recipes. You scored higher than 94% on chefability Just to prove the point, (and I have nothing else to blog about at the moment) here are a few of the menu’s I’ve put together in the last 6 months

- When Mr. PC-W (Perfect Co-worker) - - Came to Town -

Appetizer: Shrimp Picayune w/Sourdough baguette Salad: Spinach salad with apples and warm bacon dressing Main Course and Side Dishes: Cider Roasted Pork Loin Balsamic Roasted Onions Roasted Cauliflower with Fresh Herbs and Parmesan Homemade Applesauce Dessert: Mini Fudgey Chocolate Cakes with vanilla ice-cream

- Valentine’s Day is for Friends -

Appetizer: Spiced Nuts and White Wensleydale Cheese w/ Cranberries Salad: Red Lettuce Salad with Citrus Vinaigrette Main Course & Side Dishes: Roast Pork with Apricot and Shallot Stuffing Honeyed Carrots with parsley and cumin glazed with honey Fettuccini with Rosemary and Gorgonzola sauce Dessert: Chocolate Glazed Hazelnut Mousse Cake

- Dr. Esq. and the Girlfriend -

Appitizer Fire and Ice Nuts Assorted cheese and crackers Champaign Salad: Red Lettuce Salad with Citrus Vinaigrette Dinner and Side Dishes Cinnamon-Apricot Glazed Salmon Roasted Asparagus with Sea-salt and black sesame seeds Quinoa pilaf with currants and shallots Dessert Coconut Rice Pudding

- “The Serving Tomorrow Today” girls night out -

Appitizer Sharp White Cheddar Cheese Double Glouster Cheese Wheat-berry Crackers Salad: Wilted Asian Greens Main Course and Side Dishes: Thai Fish Sauce and Lime Chicken Breasts Macadamia Nut Rice Pilaf Green Beans Tossed with Walnut-Miso Sauce Dessert: Blackberry Buttermilk Panna Cottas with Blackberry Compote So if you're feeling hungry ...

What I learn about myself on the internet!

What Drink are You?

I am "The Martini"! Here's the description. How rare a species you are! Like the drink, the people who drink Martinis are classy, refined, go-getters. They know what they want out of life and they're not afraid to go get it. You have expensive taste. No doubt your martini is made of only the finest gin. Now, go put your feather houserobe on and make yourself a martini!!

Ingredients: 1 2/3 oz Gin 1/3 oz Dry Vermouth 1 Olive

Stir gin and vermouth with ice in a mixing glass. Strain into a cocktail glass, add the olive, and serve.

The "What Drink are You" Test http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15017732104282201344