Therefore tonight I am going to some hoity-toity bar, with a lot of superficial people, who I could care less about to mingle and find out they could care less about me too. (Aren’t you envious? Don’t you wish you were coming along too?) *pat, pat, pat on my back for bein such a great friend*
The advertised purpose of this get together is a beer tasting. This is good. I am easily bribed with alcohol. I like beer. Maybe it will make the superfluous people of the real world as interesting as the ethereal people I meet on the net.
I will report back. In the meantime, think kind wishes for me, ‘kay?