The Holiday Season
A short play in 20 scenes:
Act 1:
Subject: Christmas May Begin
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 7:59 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
Grinch Who Stole Christmas is coming on TV!!!!
Act 2
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:23 PM, <Non-Enthusiast> wrote:
Root for the Grinch.
Act 3:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:25 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
I root for MAX And I'd like to shoot the Whos.
Act 4:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:25 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
It's STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Act 5:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:34 PM, <Non-Enthusiast> wrote:
Ok.. that's waaaay over-the-top happy about it.
Act 6:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:35 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
"I think it was because his heart was two-sizes too small!"
Act 7:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:35 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
"And they're hanging their stockings he snarled and sneered. I must find a way to keep Christmas from coming near."
Act 8:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:36 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
"They'll bang their slough-slunkers!"
Act 9:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:37 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
“They'll feast and they'll feast ... and feast, feast, feast.... raw roast beast is a treat I can't stand in the least!”
Act 10:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:38 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
and there's MAX!!!!
Act 11:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:38 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
And now he has the snow beard!
Act 12:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:39 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
“The Grinch got an awful, WONDERFUL idea.”
Act 13:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:41 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
and now he's cutting out the suit! “With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like St. Nick.”
Act 14:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:43 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
and Max’s tail gets stuck in the sewing machine .. “The Grinch looked around, but since reindeer are scarce there were none to be found. And then too took a horn and some thread and tied it to Max's head!” And here comes the best part of all!! Them going down the mountain.
Act 15:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:44 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
and now Max is on the end of the sled waving at the Grinch!!! And they go off the cliff .... Oh - I am laughing so hard - my stomach hurts.
Act 16:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:48 PM, <Non-Enthusiast> wrote:
Don't make me cut you off.
Act 17:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:49 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
Ha! You can't ....because you are there ... and I am here! besides ....
I'M WATCHING TV!! (Like you endlessly bug me to do)
Act 18:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:52 PM, MitMoi ItsMe wrote:
And now Max is tottering around in the rug that swallows him when the Grinch throws it out the chimney!
Act 19:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:53 PM, MitMoi ItsMe
And now they’re going UP the Mountain ...
Act 20:
On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:55 PM, MitMoi ItsMe
Now’s the mushy part … all the good parts are done. I’m turning off the TV.
5 comments:
Mit - I'll bet you have that movie memorized, by now, word for word ! *O* tp
I put up my tree last night and we watched Fred Claus. tonight, I'm pulling out the "Grinch" starring Jim Carrey and watching it!! I put reindeer horns on Lulu last night and she looked exactly like Max!!!!
I will ONLY watch the original Grinch w/ Boris Karloff and Chuck Jones animation. Anything else is just pure sacreligious. (is that the right word?) And yeah, I have most of it memorized, too!
Mit,
You really need to watch more TV!
2tall
Yes, I feel much better, thank you. :)
Ugh, they totally need a new jungle, every kiss begins with kay is SO 90s
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